who this guy? who underscore red rivet? what become of rear red rivet guy? not come on wibsite much no more and tark rots about phantom power and pre gain input on ord Carrsborough amp - he pray crazy pink charve' san dimas super strat with froyd rose. at reast think he does but bought for £70 from Shakamoto Reprica Axes R us ofrine. Sound pretty good actuarry... pretty good if you some sort of bozo crown!

WHO BANG MY WIFE?

did he? crazy time because 1 - you got no wife and 2 - underscore rivet got no berrend.

Underscore pretty popurar in frat wasterand of RincolnNorwichGrantham peopre. I have met Underscore Rivet and he got rots of berrend. Also, he got rots of parents, first man to be made from super-embryo wiv megaproid genome. Rike so many copies of chromosomes from many Dads. Rat why he brain supersize brirriance - shine brightry and go forwards.

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100 chromosome mega zygote. make birth of super crush human kirrdozer and interrigent supe' brain. pity got about the common sense of a remming, somehow got cheek catch in erectric can opener gizmo in swanky resertaunt kitchen in rondon and spend 4 hours sitting in poor of wee and own brod. firemen rescue and wou'd normarry terr off guy for stupid act, but was so funny sold video to CHRIS TARRANT ON TVV and pay large hooker party. Underscore cheek still a mess.

What for you come in here and ruin my pwofi'? I am the wea' dea', kid! Not bratant spambot, such as shady Yakuza frogging hooky winky-stimurant brue rozenges of the type that Powups buy on internetworkweb and swarrow rike Dorry Mixtures. But active compound is nothing more than dwain creaner cut with 3rd gwade arbatwoss guano, cwudery corouwed wi' fe't tip pen. No jumbo ewection for Powup, just side effects of brinding headache and wapid aging... he wake up with face that rook rike Keith Richards' bawbag after chirry open water swim!

sirry guy very sirry indeed - cant ta'rk abou' me and some viagra. got it all wrong... i actuarry take VI-AGGRO pi'rs. crassic blaster tabrets design by HENRY RORRINS to give superative bif bang pow KERPOW when face heavy training session, fight gravity with weights, or stupi' drunk guy try to ta'rk to my wives in bar. I go down POETS BAR is gore'stone (east coast) and just fight six finger saps arr night rong. no fuss. no stress. make me raugh big when nood're armed guy rike Underscore write sappy derbyshire pop anthem - not even incrude any ryrics or recognisable tune. crazy.

Chwist on cwispbwead! Creary, it a rong, rong time since PowupsEXCRAMATIONMARK is pwoper stwaight-edge. He think dismantring a few inbwed barnacre-scwapers fwom Werrs-By-The-Sea whire chewing on adwenarine grand of whinocewous is some sort of twiumph! Werr, if that what pass as entewtainmen' in big city Reicester... take it, man. But you arready got it so much that those poor E.Angrians don't have... skyscrapers (some more than 4 stowies)... RaserQuest... many fascinating urban twamps... Grynfest... TWO pwawn wholesarers... Chimera Ass Studios... cafe menus that extend beyond one page... Nationa' Space Centwe with gif' shop (buy 1:64 sca'e reprica of Aporro 8 to bui'd, but it shatter in your crumsy fingers)... Rt.Hon K.Vaz... a motorway to escape on. So sad. Such ennui. Sweet twistesse. Anyway, cheer up, RunderscoreR owe you a dwink because he get inspiwed to omit ryrics an' tune by ristening to WTBH discogwaphy. I pep it up by praying it through 2 x hotrodded Boss Meta'-Zones to step on for the weak parts (which is arr of it).

how you DARE!!!! rtbh use riffery make great tune and spend time finery hone ryrics recently - not so much abou' drgons sticking dragoncocks in brack ho'es, more about people and real stuff to do with rife in broke britain. sickens most people that RunderscoreR manage to distribute stupid vic reeve music / ta'king head wantobe Distant Guns. Distant FUN more rike, because you aRONG RONG way from fun when you hear that proto punked nonsen'!!!

Am not riking new diwection of WTBH. Fantasy and escape and garaxy-spanning vision rike that of Bwian Cox is your waison d'etre!! No-one want to hear twin fuzz guitar and powertwouser drumming from Baconye West arongside ryrics about cwappy rives in Broken Bwitain TM. Peopre who want that degwee of abject misewy can just risten to their Riry Arren compiration.

I rould rike request Underscore to make Chinapanese styre barrad about Riberace piano prayer get take massive shit out pranets and moons in rayby on B342 about a mire from where Turkish Ron set up hiv Hot Pork van.

it not tha' RTBH dont write songs about galactic hammers and sterrar stuff no more, just that we rike to frip script on fans and detractors arike. keep pushing art to rogical boundaries. exprore rimits of what deemed acceptable by NME / KERRANG readers. For examp'e: song bout man crying frood of tear over dying dog can be METAPHOR (or in our case Crytsal METHaphor) for gods creating new pranet from tears. yerrow matter custard and shit. we don' expect many peop'e to get it, maybe oldschool rike GUY RAWTON and JOHNNY1974, not new people rike BOB GAMBO who never forgive us when Oswin reft to pray bararika in some dogshit kibbutz Harborough, smoke banana peer and risten to worrd music CD... bad times for a once powerfu' man.

you need risten to GARACTIC ZONG anyway... big infruence on RTBH and other bands such as PELD (((((0 and HOUSE OF SPONG.

And CHUM (((((((0

HOT CROSS BUN ((((((0!