I think you need me to be in it.

well, we're open! Pitch!

Dectionary! Yes!

Chris, do the acoustic session for the next one.

I think that WAS BombJack's pitch.

Am I seeing a connection between the fringe festival and bands splitting up?

Good music and hilarity - great combination!!!!

frickin awesome!

Loved it!! nice one fella's!

thank you kindly chaps! :)

Enjoyment abounds - particularly enjoyed the Plowing. I'm afraid I nodded off during the Dectionary but that's probably more a comment on me than Mr. 'tionary. Thankfully the warp-speed verbal rape of the Foo Fighters woke me up. Well done. If Pineapshire was Facebook, I would be tempted to 'send' you a 'gift', possibly an image of a dolphin or a pint of beer. Thankfully, though, it isn't.

i want an image of a dolphin drinking beer. Through his head hole.
Cheers!

'You just sent a drowned dolphin. Send something else? A guinea pig on fire, perhaps?'

very funny. indeed.

alex and dave are funny funny men. very funny men. and nice. also, the fleeting moments of richard peel here are tip top. so, overall: well done.

thanky u big hunk on love....

Just had a listen. Some good tunes. Some good comedy, Penfoldgate gag made me chortle.

And bless Merryn, he's like a big angry bear.

"Fits like a nice new sweater"

I sat here, in this very chair, this evening to listen to the words of Mr Morgan and Sire Parkin and I must say it was rather enjoyable. I put my smoking jacket, got out my pipe and had a nice cup of green tea and found the general banter between the two hosts to be most comical.

The choice of music was a bit loud in places for a mild mannered gentleman like myself but I can see why the kids can "get down with it" as Mrs Fact-Ghost pointed out as she had a little shake on the Persian carpet.

All in all I thought the show was much like a new sweater your favourite nephew bought you for Christmas, charming and comfortable. Would listen again.

I am an angry russian circus bear.

alex is a bear. I'm a Jack Russel. Merryn is an angry monkey in a science lab. Not sure what Dec is...

I gave it a listen a couple of nights ago. A bit smuggy, but some funbags tunes. Enjoyed the ranty bit though!

Remember is was our first go! We hope to be a lot more smug next time.

Dec is definitely some sort of high powered mutant of some kind - never considered for mass production.

But I do help old ladies across the road.

yes.... but only when theyre already.... DEAD!!!!!

GENIUS....HOLDING IT LIKE A CARP!

Indeed, funniest line of 2009!

cheers chaps!

My mother thinks this podcast is unsuitable for children.

Was a little dismayed that I had to listen to the WHOLE thing to hear us at the end, but other than that t'were a rather enjoyable hour of my life. Do I have permission to use 'a water pistol full of kidult whimsy - refreshing' as an official review in any future press release?

Also, regarding our name - the truth is far more sinister.

saved the best till last! feel free to use the quote - that will make us feel important.
more sinister than danger mouse fisting a crack whore?

29. Power ups!

"My mother thinks this podcast is unsuitable for children."

Tell your mum she can fuck off.

you are gonna wake upo with your own cock in your mouth at the bottom of a lake, you teat.

Ouch!

loved this chaps, really good listening... if you ever need any minnaars involvement... lemme know...

can I do a rant about minnaars on the next one? first up:

"why merryn didnt recognise adam pickering with a tache"

haha... he looked amazing...

a foppish selleck on a mission to rock the fuck out of some skinny jeans.

Your girlfriend's ex boyfriend
"loved this chaps, really good listening... if you ever need any minnaars involvement... lemme know..."

cheers! Will let ya know - will be putting our brains together for the next one soooon.

good stuff!

The new one is recorded. It will be coming soooooooon!

well done you shitterz.

Having only just realised that 'Dave' is actually Dave Parkin - I can confirm he is 'funny' in both senses of the word. Good comedy! - see you tuesday for more graft in the cold Dave...

i shan't be there i am distraught to say. Gotta workshop. Damn!

do still need the rant tho mez!

Dave, you badly performed racial stereotype - do you want to syndicate some PRAG tracks for your next podcast?

i did think about it but i'm afraid we recorded it before the deadline was up so all the tracks are chosen BUT i do mention it and tell people to check it out. But i think its a definite idea to put some on for future podcasts... maybe a feature - "From the prag bag" or something....

"from the prag bag"

lolcopter!

yup - when you want the rant doing then dave? the weekend?

yeah - that sounds like a plan. An anti xmas/xmas singles rant. U think u can manage that? Have enough spleen?

you might have to give me a few to listen to first so i can direct the cancerous spleen bilge.

Can I request that you give Wham's 'Last Christmas' a special verbal drubbing, as it is performed by, and for, bell-end polishers.

"LAST CHRISTMAS I GAVE YOU MY HEART???!!?! WHAT?!?!?! ITS A SHAME YOU LITERALLY DIDNT GIVE SOMEOMNE YOUR HEART, LEAVING A MORE THAN SATISFYING GAP IN YOUR CHEST CAVITY AND CONCERNING INABILITY TO SUPPLY YOUR ORGANS WITH OXYGENATED BLOOD, YOU TOILET TRADING FUCKSACK!!!"

that kinda thing?

That'll do pig.... that'll do

i quite like that song...

i think this just adds evidence to Red's theory on "by and for".

Where was the festive podcast!?

It took a little longer to finish than anticipated. We had some technical issues (read Dave being a fuckwit). Finished now and sent to Sean to upload, so hopefully it should be available very soon.

I've had a quick listen and I very much approve of this. :)

yay bronze age, yay me. yay MaP Podcast!!!!

Huzzah!! Lovely work again Chboyyyyzzzzz!!!

Happy New Year to all who cast a weary alcohol tinged eye over these words!

Here's hoping this year is a damn sight better than last year.

Noble effort, stout yeomen of the humour bastion!

And cheers for playing "Shakerley" and your kind comments

The strange genius of Richard Peel must be saluted. Marvelous stuff! And the tech wizard who will not be named surely deserves a curry.

is that it then?

Feed me Seymour!