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The Man From Del Monté

The Man From Del Monté

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I'm moving at the end of the month and will need a bed to sit on to compose and record tunes for my new band - preferably one with storage available underneath for guitars, pedals etc. Looking for something reasonably priced and easily dismantlable / re-assemblable. Anyone able to help?

The Tea Monkeys

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Power Ups!

Power Ups!

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I think parkin still has my bed frame at ingle street which your welcome to have? i will check.

Roused To Burning Homes play the following date (s) :

08.08.10: Kaz's Rock Documentary All dayer, Criterion, Leicester

Brutal Electro D-Beat: Lured Into German Porn

Inappropriate Hoisting Mechanism: "Hoisting the homunculus" Concept Album Available soon thru Dekka Guiney

The Ohio Shit Beaters: "Drop the whiskey and get your dick out of my wife!" cassette album available soon.

A rats nest of wires and flickering LEDs: PFXM#0004

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R Pete M

R Pete M

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F D W 203 Belgrave Gate Leicester LE1 3HT

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Barry Shitpeas

Barry Shitpeas

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Why pay for a traditional bed? Alternatives include hammocks, disposable beds, straw, bath sponges, old bricks, seats ripped from a Lada Riva, a huge bread roll, pigeon feathers (an afternoon in the town hall square well spent!), toilet rolls, gigantic piles of marijuana, some rotting corpses, or if you are really adventurous you could try a heavy inert gas such as radon.

That'll be five euros please.

"Thee gigantic Hande

Where the mayn hande of a factotum or clerk becomes engorged and swollen grosse with the humors of the body. Often the hande can swell to a factor scores larger than originally - outweighing a brace of shire horses. Accompanied by grotesque and pungente odors of hellish cloaca.

A cure of sorts can be reached my inserting thee hande into the bubbling spout of a volcanoe, reducing it to burned gas and charryngs."

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Barry Shitpeas

Barry Shitpeas

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Also, compost, hair swept from a barber's floor, pitta breads from the Biffa skip, banana skins, a huge toad in the hole, a giant electromagnet (requires magnetic pyjamas), an air table, dark matter, Terry Wogan flattened and folded, soft cheese, the contents of Anna K's wardrobe, electrical wiring, a decomposing horse, Don King's wig, king size bargain bucket , the Bodleian library.

"Thee gigantic Hande

Where the mayn hande of a factotum or clerk becomes engorged and swollen grosse with the humors of the body. Often the hande can swell to a factor scores larger than originally - outweighing a brace of shire horses. Accompanied by grotesque and pungente odors of hellish cloaca.

A cure of sorts can be reached my inserting thee hande into the bubbling spout of a volcanoe, reducing it to burned gas and charryngs."

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Mr Plow

Mr Plow

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A bed/air hockey table hybrid would be quite comfy I reckon.

Debut album 'The Book of Common Despair' (Pink015) out now.

Mr Plow t-shirts is all sold out!

All at www.mrplowsplace.co.uk

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Power Ups!

Power Ups!

Posts: 18066

most peopel aspire to sleep on the stoop of Pete Quins back.

Roused To Burning Homes play the following date (s) :

08.08.10: Kaz's Rock Documentary All dayer, Criterion, Leicester

Brutal Electro D-Beat: Lured Into German Porn

Inappropriate Hoisting Mechanism: "Hoisting the homunculus" Concept Album Available soon thru Dekka Guiney

The Ohio Shit Beaters: "Drop the whiskey and get your dick out of my wife!" cassette album available soon.

A rats nest of wires and flickering LEDs: PFXM#0004

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Håkon  Storebø

Håkon Storebø

Posts: 163

Du har å gjøre hva du kanne, tror du ikke?

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Power Ups!

Power Ups!

Posts: 18066

alight loverbise!

Roused To Burning Homes play the following date (s) :

08.08.10: Kaz's Rock Documentary All dayer, Criterion, Leicester

Brutal Electro D-Beat: Lured Into German Porn

Inappropriate Hoisting Mechanism: "Hoisting the homunculus" Concept Album Available soon thru Dekka Guiney

The Ohio Shit Beaters: "Drop the whiskey and get your dick out of my wife!" cassette album available soon.

A rats nest of wires and flickering LEDs: PFXM#0004

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The Man From Del Monté

The Man From Del Monté

Posts: 1489

MASSIVE URGENT BUMP FOR THIS CASH AWAITS

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Barry Shitpeas

Barry Shitpeas

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URGENT BUMP - call maternity.

"Thee gigantic Hande

Where the mayn hande of a factotum or clerk becomes engorged and swollen grosse with the humors of the body. Often the hande can swell to a factor scores larger than originally - outweighing a brace of shire horses. Accompanied by grotesque and pungente odors of hellish cloaca.

A cure of sorts can be reached my inserting thee hande into the bubbling spout of a volcanoe, reducing it to burned gas and charryngs."

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Power Ups!

Power Ups!

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massive urgent bump? call chernobyl maternity services.

Roused To Burning Homes play the following date (s) :

08.08.10: Kaz's Rock Documentary All dayer, Criterion, Leicester

Brutal Electro D-Beat: Lured Into German Porn

Inappropriate Hoisting Mechanism: "Hoisting the homunculus" Concept Album Available soon thru Dekka Guiney

The Ohio Shit Beaters: "Drop the whiskey and get your dick out of my wife!" cassette album available soon.

A rats nest of wires and flickering LEDs: PFXM#0004

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Barry Shitpeas

Barry Shitpeas

Posts: 3402

CASH AWAITS - If Slayer had started their own house clearing business.

A smorgasbord of furniture
The priest had never known
To witness such a violent show
Of sofas overthrown

Removals men fight aimlessly
Still dying by the sword
He's parked on double yellows
So's to get the posh sideboard

The Gates of Hell lie waiting as you see
Cash in hand that's Slayer's guarantee
I can take your sideboard from the grave
Jesus knows your sofa can be saved

"Thee gigantic Hande

Where the mayn hande of a factotum or clerk becomes engorged and swollen grosse with the humors of the body. Often the hande can swell to a factor scores larger than originally - outweighing a brace of shire horses. Accompanied by grotesque and pungente odors of hellish cloaca.

A cure of sorts can be reached my inserting thee hande into the bubbling spout of a volcanoe, reducing it to burned gas and charryngs."

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Barry Shitpeas

Barry Shitpeas

Posts: 3402

Crucify the sofa love
It soon shall fall to me
I'll sell it on for twice the price to pay for all me cups of tea
Hell awaits...

"Thee gigantic Hande

Where the mayn hande of a factotum or clerk becomes engorged and swollen grosse with the humors of the body. Often the hande can swell to a factor scores larger than originally - outweighing a brace of shire horses. Accompanied by grotesque and pungente odors of hellish cloaca.

A cure of sorts can be reached my inserting thee hande into the bubbling spout of a volcanoe, reducing it to burned gas and charryngs."

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Power Ups!

Power Ups!

Posts: 18066

Michelle awaits!

Roused To Burning Homes play the following date (s) :

08.08.10: Kaz's Rock Documentary All dayer, Criterion, Leicester

Brutal Electro D-Beat: Lured Into German Porn

Inappropriate Hoisting Mechanism: "Hoisting the homunculus" Concept Album Available soon thru Dekka Guiney

The Ohio Shit Beaters: "Drop the whiskey and get your dick out of my wife!" cassette album available soon.

A rats nest of wires and flickering LEDs: PFXM#0004

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The Man From Del Monté

The Man From Del Monté

Posts: 1489

Thanks for the lyrics. But what I really need is somewhere to horizontalize my bones, ta!

The Tea Monkeys

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jackbomb

jackbomb

Posts: 6155

Could try Glynns new girlfriends house.

Check out my new band - 'Lovestink Aside'!!!!

A turbo charged hybrid of Begbie, Lazarou and Jimmy Page

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swimmingbadger

swimmingbadger

Posts: 1578

You could but she wouldn't be there.

upcoming Glynfest-related shows

WHO KNOWS?

LIGP/RLOT/WTF? C!/TAM!

Full-time lover/ligger/scenester

Part-time dj/promoter/hardcore frontman

Why is your bathroom as big as the rest of your house? - Jamie Getz of Gods And Queens 3/5/10

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jackbomb

jackbomb

Posts: 6155

The man has a reaction radar quicker than a mousetrap.

I'm not letting this one get away

Check out my new band - 'Lovestink Aside'!!!!

A turbo charged hybrid of Begbie, Lazarou and Jimmy Page

Web Design

Mix Engineer

Sound News

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swimmingbadger

swimmingbadger

Posts: 1578

Hmm

upcoming Glynfest-related shows

WHO KNOWS?

LIGP/RLOT/WTF? C!/TAM!

Full-time lover/ligger/scenester

Part-time dj/promoter/hardcore frontman

Why is your bathroom as big as the rest of your house? - Jamie Getz of Gods And Queens 3/5/10

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Power Ups!

Power Ups!

Posts: 18066

get a bed you two.

Roused To Burning Homes play the following date (s) :

08.08.10: Kaz's Rock Documentary All dayer, Criterion, Leicester

Brutal Electro D-Beat: Lured Into German Porn

Inappropriate Hoisting Mechanism: "Hoisting the homunculus" Concept Album Available soon thru Dekka Guiney

The Ohio Shit Beaters: "Drop the whiskey and get your dick out of my wife!" cassette album available soon.

A rats nest of wires and flickering LEDs: PFXM#0004

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jackbomb

jackbomb

Posts: 6155

Is that a kettle lead?

Check out my new band - 'Lovestink Aside'!!!!

A turbo charged hybrid of Begbie, Lazarou and Jimmy Page

Web Design

Mix Engineer

Sound News

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swimmingbadger

swimmingbadger

Posts: 1578

A kettle leads to many things.

upcoming Glynfest-related shows

WHO KNOWS?

LIGP/RLOT/WTF? C!/TAM!

Full-time lover/ligger/scenester

Part-time dj/promoter/hardcore frontman

Why is your bathroom as big as the rest of your house? - Jamie Getz of Gods And Queens 3/5/10

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David Wilson Clarke

David Wilson Clarke

Posts: 3518

Don't make me explain the difference between a kettle lead and a normal IEC lead. I'd use Venn diagrams. I would.

David Wilson Clarke

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Barry Shitpeas: "Lest ye forget that Pineapster is actually powered by irrelevance."

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jackbomb

jackbomb

Posts: 6155

Please do

Check out my new band - 'Lovestink Aside'!!!!

A turbo charged hybrid of Begbie, Lazarou and Jimmy Page

Web Design

Mix Engineer

Sound News

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