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Gareth

Gareth

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2005 55 reg Vauxhall Astra Sporthatch 1.4 16v SXi

average mileage, extended 5 star AA warranty. Immaculate condition.

Offers around £6000...in line with autotrader prices for same model and parkers valuations...selling to fund midlife crisis sports car to attract 19 year old bendy blondes.

Can be viewed in Oadby near the racecourse...photo above is actual car...

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19 y old bendy blondes. great work.

Roused To Burning Homes play the following date (s) :

08 sept 2010: RTBH support the legendary monotonix at Musician

24.10.10: RTBH Support the crazy MULTIMORPH @ Soundhouse

Brutal Electro D-Beat: Lured Into German Porn

The Ohio Shit Beaters: "Drop the whiskey and get your dick out of my wife!" cassette album available soon.

Team: get you FUCK on: "RAD-ly hunt takedown" EP CDr double a-side out soon.

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Gareth

Gareth

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Got to have goals...

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Jay 2 da Wo

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Would you take £550 for cash dude?

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Gareth

Gareth

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unfortunately, no... :)

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Hell Katz

Hell Katz

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When i was about 24, i was asked on a date and the guy picked me up in his porsche with the top down, music blarring and thinking he was gods gift..... this did not impress me one bit!!!..... I was blonde, but not really that bendy.... that was probably why i wasnt impressed! :lol:

I really like the car you're selling, but unfortunatly i wont be in the market to buy a new brum for another year or so..... pants!

You know those black bits in bananas? Are they spiders eggs?

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Jay 2 da Wo

Jay 2 da Wo

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These are nice motors, does this one have the "sport" button?

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Gareth

Gareth

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They are nice, this one is the 1.4 so no sport button, however... the VXR... Goddam.

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Jay 2 da Wo

Jay 2 da Wo

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I took one of the 1.8 SRi(?) models down to London a few weeks ago and that was FAST!!

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The Stainless Steel Playboy

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What are you buying Gareth?

mum,. can i borrow some money? i have none?

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mazda bongo with a retractable rag top.

Llew - simpo told me that you had bought a suzuki xc90.

Roused To Burning Homes play the following date (s) :

08 sept 2010: RTBH support the legendary monotonix at Musician

24.10.10: RTBH Support the crazy MULTIMORPH @ Soundhouse

Brutal Electro D-Beat: Lured Into German Porn

The Ohio Shit Beaters: "Drop the whiskey and get your dick out of my wife!" cassette album available soon.

Team: get you FUCK on: "RAD-ly hunt takedown" EP CDr double a-side out soon.

A rats nest of wires and flickering LEDs: PFXM#0004

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The Stainless Steel Playboy

The Stainless Steel Playboy

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Nonsense! Haha :-)

mum,. can i borrow some money? i have none?

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Hell Katz

Hell Katz

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This car would make a very nice 30th Birthday present!!! :wink:

:-D

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thats true - you better dump me for someone who could afford a £6k present. while youre at it, make me a sandwich on the way out.:lol:

Roused To Burning Homes play the following date (s) :

08 sept 2010: RTBH support the legendary monotonix at Musician

24.10.10: RTBH Support the crazy MULTIMORPH @ Soundhouse

Brutal Electro D-Beat: Lured Into German Porn

The Ohio Shit Beaters: "Drop the whiskey and get your dick out of my wife!" cassette album available soon.

Team: get you FUCK on: "RAD-ly hunt takedown" EP CDr double a-side out soon.

A rats nest of wires and flickering LEDs: PFXM#0004

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Hell Katz

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Horace wrote:

thats true - you better dump me for someone who could afford a £6k present. while youre at it, make me a sandwich on the way out.:lol:

Cheese and pickle or ham salad?...... :lol:

You know those black bits in bananas? Are they spiders eggs?

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Gareth

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The Stainless Steel Playboy wrote:

What are you buying Gareth?

I reckon something along the lines of a 350z...

New band - The Beautiful Letdown

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The Stainless Steel Playboy

The Stainless Steel Playboy

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Nice ;-)

mum,. can i borrow some money? i have none?

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Gareth

Gareth

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yeah - gotta sell this first though...

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gaaah!! I was supposed to be there last night! I even told the missus I was going.

Roused To Burning Homes play the following date (s) :

08 sept 2010: RTBH support the legendary monotonix at Musician

24.10.10: RTBH Support the crazy MULTIMORPH @ Soundhouse

Brutal Electro D-Beat: Lured Into German Porn

The Ohio Shit Beaters: "Drop the whiskey and get your dick out of my wife!" cassette album available soon.

Team: get you FUCK on: "RAD-ly hunt takedown" EP CDr double a-side out soon.

A rats nest of wires and flickering LEDs: PFXM#0004

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Gareth

Gareth

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yes, you were dude! waited for a while... gimme a shout if you wanna head up over the weekend sometime...

New band - The Beautiful Letdown

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Gareth

Gareth

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sold!

silly midlife crisis machine purchased :)

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whatcha get?

Roused To Burning Homes play the following date (s) :

08 sept 2010: RTBH support the legendary monotonix at Musician

24.10.10: RTBH Support the crazy MULTIMORPH @ Soundhouse

Brutal Electro D-Beat: Lured Into German Porn

The Ohio Shit Beaters: "Drop the whiskey and get your dick out of my wife!" cassette album available soon.

Team: get you FUCK on: "RAD-ly hunt takedown" EP CDr double a-side out soon.

A rats nest of wires and flickering LEDs: PFXM#0004

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Gareth

Gareth

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L200 Trojan double cab pickup in black (obviously) with ridiculous shiny chrome sports bars and a loud set of speakers... daft, but a lot of fun...

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:shock: :lol: :shock:

that is a plain and simple cunt transporter! I thought you were getting a gashmagnet, not a builders wheelbarrow!

Roused To Burning Homes play the following date (s) :

08 sept 2010: RTBH support the legendary monotonix at Musician

24.10.10: RTBH Support the crazy MULTIMORPH @ Soundhouse

Brutal Electro D-Beat: Lured Into German Porn

The Ohio Shit Beaters: "Drop the whiskey and get your dick out of my wife!" cassette album available soon.

Team: get you FUCK on: "RAD-ly hunt takedown" EP CDr double a-side out soon.

A rats nest of wires and flickering LEDs: PFXM#0004

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J J

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"Lady Gaga advocates celibacy, what a big disgrace. If she won't let me stuff her muffin, I'll just have to poker face"

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