Ivor Smelick-Hunt wrote:

Reinventing the Wheel wrote:

Ivor Smelick-Hunt wrote:

Fruit Sinclair wrote:

Power Ups! wrote:

Reinventing the Wheel wrote:

Things that should not have accompanied mankind into the 21st century?

Reggae Music.

IDKWTIEUFD?

are you saying that we should have destroyed ALL reggae music retrospectively - or that reggae music should have been "stopped" at the millenium preventing any new records but leaving the back catalogues of The Bundu Boys, Buju and Pato Banton and Shabba Ranks intact?

Regaae music is my nightmare. Chris Evans played Rastamouse on Radio 2 this morning whilst I was still vulnerable and weak from lack of having got out of bed yet. Whilst actually a surprisingly amazing tune (and this said by a reggae hater like myself) it scares me that reggae (which is basically a musical condiment for marijuana) will become more widespread.

I don't mind what people listen to but I don't want to not be able to listen to the radio or watch TV because of the fear of reggae. Keep it in your bedrooms you tokers.

Reggae is much more that "a musical condiment for marijuana" - it might be better to say that both marijuana and reggae music form part of a whole lifestyle which is much bigger than its parts and which promotes humility, penitence, positivity and love. "The rasta man is a righteous man" - Macka B

Problem is... You take away the weed, and you realise the music is shite.

When did you become such a guru on music fella? Last time I heard you live you could hardly sing in tune chap!! Was it coz you had no weed at the time?

OK, here's the deal. You can banish high heels and whatever else it was if me and Ross can banish reggae. That way everyone wins.

A universal truth occurred to me today - that Pineapster is like Loose Women for _____ but I couldn't think of what goes in the blank except for obvs Paedos and Sex Criminals which is not really very accurate. Can anyone do any better?

Anyway, clearly reggie music is a sore point so perhaps we could move the subject on?

I'm with the J-Wigga on something, then, for I also love teh Reggae and care not two Hoo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ts for th'opinion to the contrary.

Also, being on Pineapster (for me at least) is a little like having a lovely warm soak in the bath whilst a chip pan fire rages downstairs.....mmmm, just one more minute. I'll go and put it out in a bit.

Curse those chip pans and their fire rages. ANGER issues in kitchen equipment are always messy and often end in tears tears tiny tears you're my very own baby.

No one on Pineapster can sing in tune. It's the rules.

Bless.

Too kind.

I say "bless you" when people cough, sneeze, break wind, yawn, etc it drives people "up the wall" but not as much as reggae does

palmer_eldritch wrote:

Curse those chip pans and their fire rages. ANGER issues in kitchen equipment are always messy and often end in tears tears tiny tears you're my very own baby.

+5 kudos points for Absolutely reference.

Bring out the BIG SCISSORS from the SAFE PLACE.

Snack Lord wrote:

People who make a point of saying 'Bless You' when you sneeze and as if this diplay of compassionate showboating makes them Mother-Fucking-Theresa. I don't want your fucking blessings so sod off.

Someone at work decided that they hated me on the basis that I ignored them when they said "Bless you" after I had sneezed. Her hatred of me lasted until she left. I mean what was I meant to say? "Oh, thank you your fucking holycowness. Could you also bless my ball sac for it has been most sore recently due to your incessant whinging."

Did you have some sort of self harming thing going on? Every time she whinged, you took it out on your ballsac?

I threw my nose at her.

for once i just gotta take ross to task on a basic error in his outlook - all those ska bands are ska punk bands - yes indeed... mainly shit. real ska, like JAMAICAN ska like toots hibbert, byron lee etc etc etc is fucking BUSTIN' get with it - no weed required - just pure joyous music.

red_riviera wrote:

palmer_eldritch wrote:

Curse those chip pans and their fire rages. ANGER issues in kitchen equipment are always messy and often end in tears tears tiny tears you're my very own baby.

+5 kudos points for Absolutely reference.

I had a feeling someone here would pick that up! A cut above your average gibbering torso in a backpack, that's the 'Nap.

Power Ups! wrote:

for once i just gotta take ross to task on a basic error in his outlook - all those ska bands are ska punk bands - yes indeed... mainly shit. real ska, like JAMAICAN ska like toots hibbert, byron lee etc etc etc is fucking BUSTIN' get with it - no weed required - just pure joyous music.

I have been listening to the 'wrong ska'. Toots is ace, and yeah, it's the British imitation I don't get on with...

rastattoo

To be fair, I'm taking the rise a little with my 'all reggae is shit' position. But to be fair Mr Wo, it makes as much sense as some of the stuff you've come out with in this here thread...