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Power Ups! Posts: 29494	Report 126. Posted: Thu 23rd April, 2009 @ 2:02pm
Power Ups! Posts: 29494	the left over allsaint woman is still largely in the running. I think she has what it takes to go all the way as well. fnaar. especially her weird lopsided lying whoremouth.
	Gunishment: Payback in 2013: straight up and street level / big deal announcements and shit soon Gunishment: URBAN PAYBACK : "TV on, tube is hot, chat shows, stop the rot, parasites through the city, skin pale, fucking pity"" Roused To Burning Homes : "Bride Nong: The Kali Yuga" PXM#0004!
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IdiotWind Posts: 341	Report 127. Posted: Thu 23rd April, 2009 @ 2:52pm
IdiotWind Posts: 341	Philadelphia Mass Turbulence wrote: Last night episode. classic. contained such marvel juice as "I feel like a monkey thats learning to use tools for the first time" Northernestateagentman descends deeper into the realms of the ultracunt and dirty hobo bag lady lorraine's top lip almost entirely dissapeared in a flurry of whingeing. the dumpy american arsewit got fired, where it clearly should have been that empty headed skeletal nothingface Nural. for doing absolutely fuck all and beig a shit mascot. What do you mean "hobo bag" lorraine? Anyway. i want the smarmy blonde one to lose. the smarmy irish one. and the geordie one to win.
	"A tough kid who sometimes swallows nails, raised on Prisoner's Aid, he killed a policeman when he was 13, and somehow, that really impressed me. It's written all over my face..."
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Power Ups! Posts: 29494	Report 128. Posted: Thu 23rd April, 2009 @ 3:33pm
Power Ups! Posts: 29494	Stockyirishsmarmytwat was my least favourite, till he was recently overtaken by unreasonableshoutingnorthernestateagentman.
	Gunishment: Payback in 2013: straight up and street level / big deal announcements and shit soon Gunishment: URBAN PAYBACK : "TV on, tube is hot, chat shows, stop the rot, parasites through the city, skin pale, fucking pity"" Roused To Burning Homes : "Bride Nong: The Kali Yuga" PXM#0004!
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The Apostle Posts: 1236	Report 129. Posted: Thu 23rd April, 2009 @ 5:04pm
The Apostle Posts: 1236	xX Trevor Cleaver Style Xx wrote: so what your saying is here that you found a job through an agency and yet you did all the work? interesting... No, I'm not saying that at all - there are lots of things that I don't like about them that I'll tell you about one day!
	www.theveneers.com www.leicestertesting.co.uk PFXM#0003 I don't get out of bed for less than three custard creams you know
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Power Ups! Posts: 29494	Report 130. Posted: Thu 23rd April, 2009 @ 9:24pm
Power Ups! Posts: 29494	Nonsense!
	Gunishment: Payback in 2013: straight up and street level / big deal announcements and shit soon Gunishment: URBAN PAYBACK : "TV on, tube is hot, chat shows, stop the rot, parasites through the city, skin pale, fucking pity"" Roused To Burning Homes : "Bride Nong: The Kali Yuga" PXM#0004!
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Power Ups! Posts: 29494	Report 131. Posted: Thu 30th April, 2009 @ 10:44am
Power Ups! Posts: 29494	Great episode last night - yet another triumph of people being unable to follow basic instruction. It would have been possible for either team to have one by sitting on their arses all day drinking tea Stocky Irishman crumbled into a heap of shit under heavy fire. Watching him attempt to talk is like watching a small child being fatally compressed in some sort of vice, or pressure chamber, any minute, his soft delicate bones, ligaments and skin edges closer to a horrific crimson explosion. "I Have fantastic leadership abilities - and sandhurts recognised that." You didnt go to sandhurst though, did you, you eybrow plucking under pressure little stockbaby. Unreasonableshoutingnorthernestateagentman sold a skeleton, walked into a pub and shouted "Anybody want to buy a skeleton?" It worked, somehow, and he raised himself a tiny jot in my estimation simply through surreal use of sales skills.
	Gunishment: Payback in 2013: straight up and street level / big deal announcements and shit soon Gunishment: URBAN PAYBACK : "TV on, tube is hot, chat shows, stop the rot, parasites through the city, skin pale, fucking pity"" Roused To Burning Homes : "Bride Nong: The Kali Yuga" PXM#0004!
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Power Ups! Posts: 29494	Report 132. Posted: Thu 7th May, 2009 @ 10:34am
Power Ups! Posts: 29494	unreasonableshoutingnorthernestateagentman is out, hoisted by his own ballbag on a gibbet made of his dishonesty and all round stupidity. weirdsidemouthedfakeallsaint survived, just, and stockyirishpressureboy looked like someone had released the valve on the pressure cooker somewhat as he lolled around like a stray ballbag in the speedos of life acheiving ZIP ZAP FUCK ALL. amazingly, weirdnolippedbaglady lorraine sold some shit and managed to look slightly better than a mental patient this week. she made a few quid on a cat box. hackedupfacepage3girl yasmina just looks more like a petulant child being swallowed by a hippo every week. my new tip for most hated though constantlyclosetotears monna. what a shit eating wretch she is. good episode.
	Gunishment: Payback in 2013: straight up and street level / big deal announcements and shit soon Gunishment: URBAN PAYBACK : "TV on, tube is hot, chat shows, stop the rot, parasites through the city, skin pale, fucking pity"" Roused To Burning Homes : "Bride Nong: The Kali Yuga" PXM#0004!
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The Walsh Posts: 1583	Report 133. Posted: Thu 7th May, 2009 @ 1:00pm
The Walsh Posts: 1583	Das Groß Duke wrote: my new tip for most hated though constantlyclosetotears monna. what a shit eating wretch she is. This.
	www.aguynamedguy.co.uk www.myspace.com/aguynamedguyuk www.twitter.com/aguynamedguyuk
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Power Ups! Posts: 29494	Report 134. Posted: Thu 7th May, 2009 @ 1:35pm
Power Ups! Posts: 29494	the apprentice gallery: Helpmemyfaceiscavinginwoman
	Gunishment: Payback in 2013: straight up and street level / big deal announcements and shit soon Gunishment: URBAN PAYBACK : "TV on, tube is hot, chat shows, stop the rot, parasites through the city, skin pale, fucking pity"" Roused To Burning Homes : "Bride Nong: The Kali Yuga" PXM#0004!
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Power Ups! Posts: 29494	Report 135. Posted: Thu 7th May, 2009 @ 1:36pm
Power Ups! Posts: 29494	Hackedupfacepage3model
	Gunishment: Payback in 2013: straight up and street level / big deal announcements and shit soon Gunishment: URBAN PAYBACK : "TV on, tube is hot, chat shows, stop the rot, parasites through the city, skin pale, fucking pity"" Roused To Burning Homes : "Bride Nong: The Kali Yuga" PXM#0004!
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Power Ups! Posts: 29494	Report 136. Posted: Thu 7th May, 2009 @ 1:37pm
Power Ups! Posts: 29494	Strectchedoutidiottommycooperlookalike (probably the most likeable one)
	Gunishment: Payback in 2013: straight up and street level / big deal announcements and shit soon Gunishment: URBAN PAYBACK : "TV on, tube is hot, chat shows, stop the rot, parasites through the city, skin pale, fucking pity"" Roused To Burning Homes : "Bride Nong: The Kali Yuga" PXM#0004!
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Power Ups! Posts: 29494	Report 137. Posted: Thu 7th May, 2009 @ 1:37pm
Power Ups! Posts: 29494	Weirdnolippedbaglady
	Gunishment: Payback in 2013: straight up and street level / big deal announcements and shit soon Gunishment: URBAN PAYBACK : "TV on, tube is hot, chat shows, stop the rot, parasites through the city, skin pale, fucking pity"" Roused To Burning Homes : "Bride Nong: The Kali Yuga" PXM#0004!
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jackbomb Posts: 10981	Report 138. Posted: Thu 7th May, 2009 @ 1:38pm
jackbomb Posts: 10981	Das Groß Duke wrote: the apprentice gallery: Helpmemyfaceiscavinginwoman
	PFXM#0011 - jackbomb (Bombardier) The Cutting Edge of Firebug Gossip, Circa 2005 - 2006! Burt Wheedons grandson, from when he fucked twiggy in the 70s A turbo charged hybrid of Begbie, Lazarou and Jimmy Page Twitter 5 Free songs Band Badges "We sign pretty much major label-ready type music. The music you submitted just isn't at that the level." Currently hugs trees for a living
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Power Ups! Posts: 29494	Report 139. Posted: Thu 7th May, 2009 @ 1:38pm
Power Ups! Posts: 29494	Iamhumanshit
	Gunishment: Payback in 2013: straight up and street level / big deal announcements and shit soon Gunishment: URBAN PAYBACK : "TV on, tube is hot, chat shows, stop the rot, parasites through the city, skin pale, fucking pity"" Roused To Burning Homes : "Bride Nong: The Kali Yuga" PXM#0004!
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Power Ups! Posts: 29494	Report 140. Posted: Thu 7th May, 2009 @ 1:40pm
Power Ups! Posts: 29494	Unreasonableshoutingnorthernestateagentman (looking JUST as retarded as he acts)
	Gunishment: Payback in 2013: straight up and street level / big deal announcements and shit soon Gunishment: URBAN PAYBACK : "TV on, tube is hot, chat shows, stop the rot, parasites through the city, skin pale, fucking pity"" Roused To Burning Homes : "Bride Nong: The Kali Yuga" PXM#0004!
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Power Ups! Posts: 29494	Report 141. Posted: Thu 7th May, 2009 @ 1:42pm
Power Ups! Posts: 29494	Stockyirishpressurecookerboy (in a rare moment where he doesnt look like he is stuck in a an acid filled bathysphere at the bottom of an abyssal plain in the pacific)
	Gunishment: Payback in 2013: straight up and street level / big deal announcements and shit soon Gunishment: URBAN PAYBACK : "TV on, tube is hot, chat shows, stop the rot, parasites through the city, skin pale, fucking pity"" Roused To Burning Homes : "Bride Nong: The Kali Yuga" PXM#0004!
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Power Ups! Posts: 29494	Report 142. Posted: Thu 7th May, 2009 @ 1:45pm
Power Ups! Posts: 29494	Iamaninconsequentialcarbuncleonthevastrancidrapecockofadiseasedhumanity
	Gunishment: Payback in 2013: straight up and street level / big deal announcements and shit soon Gunishment: URBAN PAYBACK : "TV on, tube is hot, chat shows, stop the rot, parasites through the city, skin pale, fucking pity"" Roused To Burning Homes : "Bride Nong: The Kali Yuga" PXM#0004!
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Reinventing the Wheel Posts: 2949	Report 143. Posted: Thu 7th May, 2009 @ 3:12pm
Reinventing the Wheel Posts: 2949	Das Groß Duke wrote: Hackedupfacepage3model She looks like the twins out of B*Witched.
	Musics : Writings : Wibblings : Viewings Merryn Western A man with no gods or masters, no bills, no commitments, no stress, no grinding machination of politic or modern life AT ALL. Just a human being, its joy, its terrorvision and its dance. Truly uplifting.
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Reinventing the Wheel Posts: 2949	Report 144. Posted: Thu 7th May, 2009 @ 3:13pm
Reinventing the Wheel Posts: 2949	Das Groß Duke wrote: Iamhumanshit Elsewhere I've seen her described as Moonfacewholookslikeshewasdrawnwithcrayons
	Musics : Writings : Wibblings : Viewings Merryn Western A man with no gods or masters, no bills, no commitments, no stress, no grinding machination of politic or modern life AT ALL. Just a human being, its joy, its terrorvision and its dance. Truly uplifting.
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Power Ups! Posts: 29494	Report 145. Posted: Thu 7th May, 2009 @ 3:33pm
Power Ups! Posts: 29494	she looks like a shaven upset horse.
	Gunishment: Payback in 2013: straight up and street level / big deal announcements and shit soon Gunishment: URBAN PAYBACK : "TV on, tube is hot, chat shows, stop the rot, parasites through the city, skin pale, fucking pity"" Roused To Burning Homes : "Bride Nong: The Kali Yuga" PXM#0004!
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pablopancake Posts: 1073	Report 146. Posted: Fri 8th May, 2009 @ 12:55pm
pablopancake Posts: 1073	Reinventing the Wheel wrote: Das Groß Duke wrote: Iamhumanshit Elsewhere I've seen her described as Moonfacewholookslikeshewasdrawnwithcrayons she looks like myfirstportrait, kind of human not a bad effort but the proportions are wrong

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jackbomb Posts: 10981	Report 147. Posted: Fri 8th May, 2009 @ 12:56pm
jackbomb Posts: 10981	You just described you.
	PFXM#0011 - jackbomb (Bombardier) The Cutting Edge of Firebug Gossip, Circa 2005 - 2006! Burt Wheedons grandson, from when he fucked twiggy in the 70s A turbo charged hybrid of Begbie, Lazarou and Jimmy Page Twitter 5 Free songs Band Badges "We sign pretty much major label-ready type music. The music you submitted just isn't at that the level." Currently hugs trees for a living
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Power Ups! Posts: 29494	Report 148. Posted: Mon 11th May, 2009 @ 4:55pm
Power Ups! Posts: 29494	I just prescribed you.
	Gunishment: Payback in 2013: straight up and street level / big deal announcements and shit soon Gunishment: URBAN PAYBACK : "TV on, tube is hot, chat shows, stop the rot, parasites through the city, skin pale, fucking pity"" Roused To Burning Homes : "Bride Nong: The Kali Yuga" PXM#0004!
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jackbomb Posts: 10981	Report 149. Posted: Mon 11th May, 2009 @ 5:11pm
jackbomb Posts: 10981	Should have been a life coach
	PFXM#0011 - jackbomb (Bombardier) The Cutting Edge of Firebug Gossip, Circa 2005 - 2006! Burt Wheedons grandson, from when he fucked twiggy in the 70s A turbo charged hybrid of Begbie, Lazarou and Jimmy Page Twitter 5 Free songs Band Badges "We sign pretty much major label-ready type music. The music you submitted just isn't at that the level." Currently hugs trees for a living
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Living Carpet #1974 Posts: 7100	Report 150. Posted: Mon 11th May, 2009 @ 10:09pm
Living Carpet #1974 Posts: 7100	Jack Bomb on prescription? Beauty!
	"what use the man who sore fails a battle with thy bee?" http://soreafflyktions.blogspot.com/ "The Horror of magnets/ Iron filings in your face/ Magnet makes the beard./... " The Surreal Poetry of P G Heron: http://pgheron.blogspot.com/