Barry Shitpeas wrote:

Tarbucks

youre either a liza or a jimmy. I'm voting Liza.

She looks all right there but I bet she's grotesque when you get all the make-up, boob-holders, false limbs and vaginal plugs off. Probably a legendary hand-job in there though.

Voted best pnuematic fist in "the west" by Boris Yeltsin, 1989.

Mr. PooPeas, you talk of dismantling the very fabric of this once-great country. Your suggestion of putting a cap on lubes, sprays and other snake-squeezer costs smack of desperation, neediness and the kind of queer fear-mongering I have come to expect from someone who imprisons his victims in a polystyrene effigy of Courtney Love's Hole. Or Courtney's lovehole. Or something. Whatever, polystyrene is DEFINITELY involved and I, for one, sir, now cry 'ENOUGH!' You are the straw that breaks the camel's toe and all right-thinking people throughout the land will rise up in a huge procession (probably involving caravans and ice-cream) against you and your nefarious, Communist, Fascist, racist, homo, bummy views.

Bummy, sir. BUMMY. Big, wobbly, sweaty dewflaps are waving at YOU, right now. and they're not happy.

good grief!

Barry Shitpeas wrote:

In that case Mr Eldritch I humbly apologise profusely for your comments which were made without reference to any volumes contained in the prestigious Enderby Lending Library or of any other bibliographical fortification. You suggest desperation on your part and as we all know when it comes down to issues of orifices of the Brown kind, the one-eyed man is very often king. Although I cannot vouch for the logic in that sentence I can vouch for one thing. I AM HUMAN. *applause*

You LYIIINNGNGGG get.

More evidence.

Have you quite finished you pathetic little man?

Like shit? Like Peace?

VOTE SHITPEAS!

Like Power? Like Un-protected sex (Ups)? Vote Power-Ups.

My manifesto. please put it to the testo.

Clearly the best way of winning the electoral debate is to hold down X, and the triangle button and hit the right shoulder button three times whilst jumping up.

I just want to be able to have a civilised and intelligent conversation about the reality of the yardie threat without being branded a bigot ( or worse ). I watched all of the political debates ( well I read comments about them on the guardian website, so good as ) and yardies didn't even get a mention. It should be the #1 topic and brought out into the open. I'm very happy that more and more people here are becoming aware of this threat and speaking out but it's just not enough.

There's old dears who are TERRIFIED of leaving the house because of

yardies
spics
wops
guicks
slopes
kikes
pols
jimps

not to mention toffs. An old dear on my street was telling me about how CMD and George Osborne kept putting "white shite" through her letter box, throwing stones and shouting "care in the community retard" at jher. it's not on .

I know the Power Ups party has some good ideas but their manifesto is all flesh and no substance. we can't solve all of this counties problems with killer robots, or cyborgs or whatever it is they're proposing. i know someone who subscribed to FHM to get a free copy of the new Splinter Cell game, their first issue of FHM arrived today and it's got the girl from N-Dubz on the cover.. what will Power Ups do about that?? I've been searching all over face book but I just can't seem to find an answer. how I hate everything

then there's all these new threats identified by merryn like that black guy he's disguised as right now.. papa doc or whatever . i don't know . we might as well just all kill ourselves right now to be honest

Clegg WILL NOT get to grips with the issue of Yardies / Yardys. recent cinematic treatments have been bowdlerised at the hands of zionist censors - including an exposes of Yardie drug mines in Tooting / Mudchute that were re-edited into harrowing sci fi docu-dramas such as classic film "The Core".

Pirates of the carribean doesnt cotain half as many darkies as it should and yet somehow - PIEKNAPPER is the racists - not bruckheimer.

look at his fucking name and tell me he's not an isrealite.

Top gun had virtually no guns in - leading to a shift in the key yardie demographioc of "black" and "male" and Forrest Gump had NO DOGGING.

Clegg and Cameron dont think that cinema can have an effect on society - but goddamn them their beady eyes if - after showing films like Big Trouble in Little China, Out of africa, over the hedge and others - we dont see our streets infested maoist G's pumping our kids full of lead and or wives full of panther jam.

Forrest Gump had NO DOGGING.

Fucking hell. I can't believe I've never picked up on that before wow. This is a sign for sure.

Michael Manning (hang time) wrote:

. we can't solve all of this counties problems with killer robots, or cyborgs or whatever it is they're proposing.

at best this is left leaning sloganeering - at worst it simply serves to highlight the mistrust people have of politicians.

Yardies > Cardies > Cardigans > Sweden > Blondes > Aryans > Nazis > HITLER

I don't think I need to say any more.

This coming election I shall be voting for the RAR party or Racists Against Racists. Like most of us I'm sick and tired of hearing the views of these bigoted, selfish, narrow-minded sorts such as Nick Midland-Bank and I'm voting for RAR leader Mr David Kilogram who promises to personally put to death each and every racist in Britain today especially if they are Black or Chinese racists. No more racists please!

Sorry that was ^^^ my wife logging in as me. I have told her before and I'll tell her again that she's a big-nosed, hunchbacked nazi so and so. That's why I am voting for RARAR or Racists Against Racists Against Racists.

I was looking at some of these pornographic websites the other day. I was amazed to see women making the same old mistake. Don't they know that women look better with clothes on? You know, nothing quite beats a belt and a nice hat. Accessorize! Accessorize! Accessorize! I certainly take accessorizing very seriously. Even when I go fishing I make sure I wear a bumbag and sunglasses with my army surplus body warmer. Having said that the wife doesn't like the balaclava and simply refuses to come to the Midland Bank with me unless I take the thing off. Women can be so whimsical sometimes.

palmer_eldritch wrote:

Yardies > Cardies > Cardigans > Sweden > Blondes > Aryans > Nazis > HITLER

I don't think I need to say any more.

Say some more! Say some more!

So basically I've bought this machine, one of those tennis ball chuckers. Got it off GumTree for £60. I set it up last night in the garden, started it going and asked the Chinese Au Pair to stand down the bottom of the garden. I dropped my trousers and proceeded to wank into the in-chute. Hey Presto, hi-speed bukkake dispenser. Not only this but it's also handy for spraying the next door neighbours when they are sunbathing. Win-win!