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palmer_eldritch

palmer_eldritch

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johnny74 wrote:

palmer_eldritch wrote:

'Pringles' were so named to appeal to the golfing community.

The moustachioed gentleman on the side of the packets wasLord Dennis Boxes, Britain's first convicted paedophile.

Boxes also groomed his victims on his local municipal golf course.

Noise | Drivel | Void | PFXM#0002 | Cubist Swampwaltz & Elizabethan Neon Folk

The future of music lies in non-musicians.

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JJ

JJ

Posts: 2642

Today is Pablo Pancakes birthday maybe

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pablopancake

pablopancake

Posts: 1073

JJ wrote:

Today is Pablo Pancakes birthday maybe

I'm like the queen, i have two birthdays

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David Wilson Clarke

David Wilson Clarke

Posts: 4467

In what other way are you like the queen?

David Wilson Clarke

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Barry Shitpeas: "Lest ye forget that Pineapster is actually powered by irrelevance."

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pablopancake

pablopancake

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David Wilson Clarke wrote:

In what other way are you like the queen?

if i don't like you, i'll have you killed in an elaborate fashion 8-)

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David Wilson Clarke

David Wilson Clarke

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Well, there's something to look forward to.

David Wilson Clarke

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Barry Shitpeas: "Lest ye forget that Pineapster is actually powered by irrelevance."

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Living Carpet #1974

Living Carpet #1974

Posts: 7060

The other similarity is that Pabs also likes all the supermarket products that have 'By Appointment to Her Majesteh Teh Queens' written on 'em. Especially teh Hire Purchase Brahn Source.

"what use the man who sore fails a battle with thy bee?"

http://soreafflyktions.blogspot.com/

"The Horror of magnets/ Iron filings in your face/ Magnet makes the beard./... "

The Surreal Poetry of P G Heron:

http://pgheron.blogspot.com/

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DrumAliens

DrumAliens

Posts: 554

  • The pleasure of being tickled increases the older you become
  • It takes on average 44 seconds for a red blood cell to go round your body

Paul

Music for a "closing time drunk looking for a fight/taxi"

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Living Carpet #1974

Living Carpet #1974

Posts: 7060

  • A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are known as fingers.

  • Absolutely pure gold is so soft that it can be molded with the hands.

  • Ten per cent of the salt mined in the world each year is used to de-ice the roads in America.

  • During the 2,475,576,000 seconds of the average length life, we speak 123,205,750 words, have sex 4,239 times, shed 121 pints of tears.

"what use the man who sore fails a battle with thy bee?"

http://soreafflyktions.blogspot.com/

"The Horror of magnets/ Iron filings in your face/ Magnet makes the beard./... "

The Surreal Poetry of P G Heron:

http://pgheron.blogspot.com/

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Living Carpet #1974

Living Carpet #1974

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Ahaha.. bullet point related bug.

"what use the man who sore fails a battle with thy bee?"

http://soreafflyktions.blogspot.com/

"The Horror of magnets/ Iron filings in your face/ Magnet makes the beard./... "

The Surreal Poetry of P G Heron:

http://pgheron.blogspot.com/

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DrumAliens

DrumAliens

Posts: 554

Apparently they use Urine to defrost the roads in Japan which is why Japanese imports are so sought after because they don't have the problems with rust.

Paul

Music for a "closing time drunk looking for a fight/taxi"

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The Apostle

The Apostle

Posts: 1236

100% of divorces begin with marriage.

www.theveneers.com
www.leicestertesting.co.uk

PFXM#0003
I don't get out of bed for less than three custard creams you know

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black

Posts: 4185

wrestling is fixed.

need fashion tips? simply ask this man :

http://www.thisisleicestershire.co.uk/shopping/Style-Tiernan-Welch/articl..

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gem*

gem*

Posts: 1605

so is x-factor

Mr Plow as 'Crusher White'

The Vinyl Throwbacks as 'Hans Vjestyyte'

The INTERNATIONAL Violent World of Rollerderby as 'Holly Sheet'

Other shennanigans as 'myself'

Want drum lessons? gemstar@hotmail.co.uk

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David Wilson Clarke

David Wilson Clarke

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My alarm clock isn't.

David Wilson Clarke

Arty Photos: www.flickr.com/photos/davidwilsonclarke/

Barry Shitpeas: "Lest ye forget that Pineapster is actually powered by irrelevance."

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The Apostle

The Apostle

Posts: 1236

mine didn't go off this morning.

i didn't set it.

www.theveneers.com
www.leicestertesting.co.uk

PFXM#0003
I don't get out of bed for less than three custard creams you know

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Living Carpet #1974

Living Carpet #1974

Posts: 7060

My car squeaks.

"what use the man who sore fails a battle with thy bee?"

http://soreafflyktions.blogspot.com/

"The Horror of magnets/ Iron filings in your face/ Magnet makes the beard./... "

The Surreal Poetry of P G Heron:

http://pgheron.blogspot.com/

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JJ

JJ

Posts: 2642

Global warming is a myth

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palmer_eldritch

palmer_eldritch

Posts: 8149

Trolling as a leisure pursuit has been outlawed in 247 countries worldwide.

Noise | Drivel | Void | PFXM#0002 | Cubist Swampwaltz & Elizabethan Neon Folk

The future of music lies in non-musicians.

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Living Carpet #1974

Living Carpet #1974

Posts: 7060

Duck tape is banned in Duck World.

"what use the man who sore fails a battle with thy bee?"

http://soreafflyktions.blogspot.com/

"The Horror of magnets/ Iron filings in your face/ Magnet makes the beard./... "

The Surreal Poetry of P G Heron:

http://pgheron.blogspot.com/

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Living Carpet #1974

Living Carpet #1974

Posts: 7060

With open-fronted cabinets the use of Bunsen burners may reduce the operator protection by disturbing the air-flows. They should never be used in Class II cabinets. Exceptionally they may be provided for Class I cabinets, but if so, they should be low profile microburners equipped with a lever control to give full flame only as required, in order to minimise disturbance. To minimise the risk of fire and heat damage, gas provision must be controlled via a solenoid valve, interlocked positively with the operation of the cabinet fan(s).

"what use the man who sore fails a battle with thy bee?"

http://soreafflyktions.blogspot.com/

"The Horror of magnets/ Iron filings in your face/ Magnet makes the beard./... "

The Surreal Poetry of P G Heron:

http://pgheron.blogspot.com/

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JJ

JJ

Posts: 2642

C.A.T. does not spell dog

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black

Posts: 4185

David Wilson Clarke wrote:

In what other way are you like the queen?

he has lipstick on his teeth

need fashion tips? simply ask this man :

http://www.thisisleicestershire.co.uk/shopping/Style-Tiernan-Welch/articl..

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Living Carpet #1974

Living Carpet #1974

Posts: 7060

I was once shat in Andy's beer while he wernt lookin and he drank the facking lot. What a horrid cahnt!

"what use the man who sore fails a battle with thy bee?"

http://soreafflyktions.blogspot.com/

"The Horror of magnets/ Iron filings in your face/ Magnet makes the beard./... "

The Surreal Poetry of P G Heron:

http://pgheron.blogspot.com/

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palmer_eldritch

palmer_eldritch

Posts: 8149

What were you doing in Andy's beer?

Noise | Drivel | Void | PFXM#0002 | Cubist Swampwaltz & Elizabethan Neon Folk

The future of music lies in non-musicians.

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