Frequency Kenneth wrote:

Look, let's sum this up once and for all. If you tell me something which you cannot demonstrate I have the right not to believe you. If this makes me a nutter so be it. But just you try ramming this shit down my throat and I swear to god I'll cut you bad. Peace

Pedigree dogs. There is evidence for evolution. You can cross breed certain dogs and create new dogs. How about cows bred for greater milk yields? Or bulls bred for greater muscle growth and better meat yields?

http://www.builtreport.com/bovine/030.jpg

This is human-controlled evolution. Evolution has been demostrated in fish, flies, birds, and other animals too numerous to mention. Look it up, read about it, find out how it works. The genome has been mapped and you can track genes back through animals to see how they're related. It's quite amazing, and it's all documented and proveable.

Terrance Trent M'ugabe wrote:

Frequency Kenneth wrote:

Look, let's sum this up once and for all. If you tell me something which you cannot demonstrate I have the right not to believe you. If this makes me a nutter so be it. But just you try ramming this shit down my throat and I swear to god I'll cut you bad. Peace

Demonstrate how your wizard did it then

WTF are you banging on about now? Sorry when did I say anything about a wizard?

Oh wow, some genius has posted a slightly unusual looking bull, clearly that's all the evidence we could ever need!!

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Where can I buy a spiritual barometer?

A bloke who was comfortable with both religion and science.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gregor_Mendel

WTF is a 'gimmer' and should I be scared?

Nope, it's a Pete Quinn.

I think it's an ugly old bird!

Phew. Thanks chaps.

Now let's get back to baiting the Bible buggerers.

With respect. Obviously.

The thing that actually disappoints me most about this thread is actually the fact that I did not manage to come up with one TV show pun type thing. Gutted.

David Wilson Clarke wrote:

A bloke who was comfortable with both religion and science.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gregor_Mendel

I reckon he was probably off his face on summat or other y'know - baked off his ass. I reckon he may have had one or two herbs growing in amongst all the sweet peas.

How about 'Countdown....to the apocalypse'.

A studio full of smug arseholes that are unnaturally gifted at scrabble are told that the 3 minute warning has started, and that ANYTHING they might have hoped to do before they die has to happen RIGHT THERE AND THEN, but under the watchful eyes of the studio cameras and a million or 2 students like me.

I envisage a sodom and gomorrah 'episide' would ensue, of carnage and depravity before the familiar last few notes of the conundrum countdown finish, and they announce that they have all just taken part in a big brother 'humanist' type experiment on live tv.

After that no ones gonna titter when 'sex' gets randomly selected in letters, more shame and red faces.

"Holy Oakes"? Dunno, a load of shallow fit Northern birds doing drugs and getting pissed in a churh with some dweeby priest or summt? "Beast-Enders" - the devil turns up at The Vic and goes through the cast one by one fucking them up the ass with his infernal cock? "Deal or Seventh Seal"?

Spoilsport! I was looking forward to cutting your face off to see if I could find a vestigial brain in there somewhere

So basically what we can say is there probably is evolution but it's controlled by wizards, creationism created Richard Dawkins who in turn created evolution, Dawkins is Hitler but only on Wednesdays, I know best, J Wo does and doesn't believe in certain things thus revealing his love of quantum mechanics, Ross knows too much about knitting cows, and NEVER argue with the PowerUps for he get VERRRRRRRRRRRR annoyed and bringeth the sabre of contempt and the orb of sarcasm.

Now we can lock this thread and go back to injecting our brains into fruit flies.

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Barry Shitpeas wrote:

Now we can lock this thread and go back to injecting our brains with heroin.

Literally LOL!!

Why are people here on a Saturday? Is it raining?

Ah, yes it is.

Richard Dorkins. Needless Christ. See what I did there?

Power Ups! wrote:

F

the mole doesnt need eyes. it bangs about doing mole stuff quite blind underground eating worms and fucking up lawns, but if you were that way inclined, you could dig up a mole and cut its face off, under its face, you'd find some pretty basic vestigial, but totally useless eyes. If something created moles OR they arrived without having evolved from a surface creature that needed eyes - why would there be this remnant eye.

You see this is why we need better evidence. For all we know what happened was this....

God created the mole with his special skillz and put it on the earth. The mole however was very naughty and stole all the other creatures foods. Everyone ganged up on the mole and said, "Begone, else we will rip your face off", and then the mole hid underground. The good Lord said, "I am disappointed with you Mr Mole and I shall remove your sight. Your orbs shall shrivel up and die and you shall spend the rest of your days not knowing whether it is night or day, and in that case you shall not know what time the Jeremy Kyle Show is on."

See? There are OTHER ways.

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David Wilson Clarke wrote:

Why are people here on a Saturday? Is it raining?

Ah, yes it is.

I've just woken up and am digesting some foods and teas. I have things to do. I will do them soon. STOPNANAGAGGGGGINGGGNGNGNG? I'll put my trousers on in a minute.

keeps kind of drizzling then brightening up a bit - I've already been out once though, at about half eight this morning, to see a man about some bacons.

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Are they creationist bacons?