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Reinventing the Wheel

Reinventing the Wheel

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I crashed the UKIP plane.

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Reinventing the Wheel

Reinventing the Wheel

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Next up, just need to take out Griffin's other eye.

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Power Ups!

Power Ups!

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we could all be looking directly in Cammo's third eye by tomorrow morning.

Gunishment: Payback in 2013: straight up and street level / big deal announcements and shit soon

Gunishment: URBAN PAYBACK : "TV on, tube is hot, chat shows, stop the rot, parasites through the city, skin pale, fucking pity""

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boywonder

boywonder

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i have no doubt that if its not cammo then brown, clegg who ever gets in will still be rocking the one eyed rules

...... and the crowd say bo selecta !

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Doodlebug192

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im afraid Mr Long Legged Cleggy Weggy got my vote, cos he's got the most interesting name, can see out of both eyes and doesnt look like hitlers love child.

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Living Carpet #1974

Living Carpet #1974

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Reinventing the Wheel wrote:

Next up, just need to take out Griffin's other eye.

There's an "other" eye? Since when did the extreme right have balanced vision? How many eyes does the man need? Griffin the eye-hoarder.

In a hung parliament I would put Griffin in charge of the moon, we'll tell him it's all white. You only need one eye to look at it through a telescope but I guess since he's got a whole head full of eyes he'll be Jimmy "three" Telescopes the greedy bastard. He'll spend all his allocated funds trying to illuminate the dark side and getting war shrapnel out of the end of his penis.

What do you mean I'm not making much sense?

"what use the man who sore fails a battle with thy bee?"

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Living Carpet #1974

Living Carpet #1974

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Jonse wrote:

im afraid Mr Long Legged Cleggy Weggy got my vote, cos he's got the most interesting name, can see out of both eyes and doesnt look like hitlers love child.

Did Ross do this?

I will actually vomit from my eyes if Cameron gets in.

"what use the man who sore fails a battle with thy bee?"

http://soreafflyktions.blogspot.com/

"The Horror of magnets/ Iron filings in your face/ Magnet makes the beard./... "

The Surreal Poetry of P G Heron:

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Reinventing the Wheel

Reinventing the Wheel

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Barry Shitpeas wrote:

Jonse wrote:

im afraid Mr Long Legged Cleggy Weggy got my vote, cos he's got the most interesting name, can see out of both eyes and doesnt look like hitlers love child.

Did Ross do this?

I will actually vomit from my eyes if Cameron gets in.

I wish I had...

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Tedloaf

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Reinventing the Wheel wrote:

I crashed the UKIP plane.

RT @gracedent: UKIP claim Nigel Farage crash brought about by nonsensical European laws of gravity

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Þªn Himself

Þªn Himself

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Nigel Farage personally blackmailed me into voting UKIP!

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Power Ups!

Power Ups!

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a tory "majority".

did no one listen to me ranting about the Big Ghetto-isation?

Gunishment: Payback in 2013: straight up and street level / big deal announcements and shit soon

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JJ

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Huxley

Huxley

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See what you've done! Happy now?

"Finally Biggles let out a weary sigh, laid down his pipe and crossword, strode smartly across the bar and gave the impudent Hun a fucking good drubbing”

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boywonder

boywonder

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J J wrote:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/election-2010/7686463/Nigel-Farage-of-Ukip-plane-crash-in-pictures.html

lollergasm

those pics are amazing. Almost look staged, the one with him leaning on the wheel wearing his rosette.

I put money on these winning an art award.

...... and the crowd say bo selecta !

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Living Carpet #1974

Living Carpet #1974

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J J wrote:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/election-2010/7686463/Nigel-Farage-of-Ukip-plane-crash-in-pictures.html

lollergasm

That bridges a very fine line between utter genius lolz and actually rather upsetting and worrying. I'm confused.

The pic of him before the crash grinning like an excited schoolboy is ...well....just priceless.

"what use the man who sore fails a battle with thy bee?"

http://soreafflyktions.blogspot.com/

"The Horror of magnets/ Iron filings in your face/ Magnet makes the beard./... "

The Surreal Poetry of P G Heron:

http://pgheron.blogspot.com/

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teets

teets

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Arguing on facebook with one of my idiot labour buddies and her even more idiot labour buddies.

These people literally believe that England is in fine shape but CMD will shut down all public services, give the BBC to Rupert Murdoch and sell my penis to china just because "they are evil and that's what tories do!!!!1!!!1". Whilst Gordon Brown will make iPhones a basic human right and give everyone a free house and TWO birthdays.

It's tough being the Bryan Ferry of Loughborough.

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Huxley

Huxley

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It is what they do though. There are proposals to bring back the feudal system had they got a real majority.

"Finally Biggles let out a weary sigh, laid down his pipe and crossword, strode smartly across the bar and gave the impudent Hun a fucking good drubbing”

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teets

teets

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Unless CMD is saying it then so what? All parties have lunatic fringe people. Eg anything Harriet Harman has ever said, done or thought.

Besides when we had a feudal system there was no such thing as yardies or Lady Gaga and we had knights with armour and swords so it doesn't seem like such a bad system to me.

It's tough being the Bryan Ferry of Loughborough.

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Living Carpet #1974

Living Carpet #1974

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It's all gone exciting now hasn't it? Who's plumage will seem most impressive to Clegg. Who will "she" allow to fertilise her eggs of electoral reform? Who's desperate mating dance will "she" prefer? The news is beside itself as it holds the crumbs of information aloft as some kind of justification for cancelling The Weakest Link and Newsround.

Apparently the lib dems have to have a 75% agreement on it else they'll tell Clegg to booger off. That could be interesting. Everybody wants PR and no one wants AV so surely it has to be Labour BUT then there would be not enough majority to get anything through and then it would be another venereal election in which Cameron turns into Mecha-Cameron and eats the H of P and crushes the BBC HQ with his size 18s as his enormous lactating bosom knocks over Big Ben into the Thames.

"what use the man who sore fails a battle with thy bee?"

http://soreafflyktions.blogspot.com/

"The Horror of magnets/ Iron filings in your face/ Magnet makes the beard./... "

The Surreal Poetry of P G Heron:

http://pgheron.blogspot.com/

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Reinventing the Wheel

Reinventing the Wheel

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Barry Shitpeas wrote:

J J wrote:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/election-2010/7686463/Nigel-Farage-of-Ukip-plane-crash-in-pictures.html

lollergasm

That bridges a very fine line between utter genius lolz and actually rather upsetting and worrying. I'm confused.

The pic of him before the crash grinning like an excited schoolboy is ...well....just priceless.

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