Mark Merrickson!

Didn't he have sex with an underage circus animal?

Smooth criminal.

Merrick Are You OK?
So, Merrick Are You OK?
Are You OK Merrick?
Merrick Are You OK?
So, Merrick Are You OK?
Are You OK Merrick?
Merrick Are You OK?
So, Merrick Are You OK?
Are You OK Merrick?

You've had sex with
You've had sex with
A circus animal

^ I reckon that'll finish old Mezza off for the rest of the day.

Just a suggestion for the unveiling ceremony's music, you understand.

ive got nothing left to give

We're close to Leicester

And something evil's lurking near the park

Under the clock tower

You see a man who's trying to make his mark

You tried to vote

But no-one wants your cross and you can't make it

You start to freeze - the Mercury has made you realise

We're paralyzed

'Cause this is Merrick, Merrick night

No-one can save you from the Soulsby Strike.

A Joseph Merrick Memorial might

Be erected near the Town Hall by the mayor,

Turn out the lights. . .

Joe, the two of us need look no more

We both found what we were looking for

With your statue near my home

I'll never be alone

And everyone will see

What a mayor they have in me

(They might even stop taking the P.)

Joe, you've been my hero through the years

(Here and there)

Like me, you felt unwanted everywhere

(Anywhere)

But you found a medical friend

Who saved you in the end

A mutant celebrity

Oh how much you are like me

(I've got a place for you to go)

It's time for a new King of Pop. Expect the Mayor's office to purchase a gross of sequinned gloves very soon.

I don't think any city Mayors have pet primates, either. Soulsby could be onto something, here. And he'd be a shoe-in for the youth vote (well, they only get the one).

Peter Soulsby, mops up the jizz
In the booth where Jackbomb has been
Lives in a dream

Waits at the window, wearing the face
That he keeps in the Curve
Who is it for?

Cultural Quarter people
Where do they all come from?
Cultural Quarter people
Where do they all belong

Keith Vaz writing the words
To a speech no one will hear
No one comes near

Look at him sweating, porn on his screen
In the night when there's nobody there
What does he care?

etc carlton palmer is much better at this

gucci mugabe wrote:

Peter Soulsby, mops up the jizz
In the booth where Jackbomb has been
Lives in a dream

Waits at the window, wearing the face
That he keeps in the Curve
Who is it for?

Cultural Quarter people
Where do they all come from?
Cultural Quarter people
Where do they all belong

Keith Vaz writing the words
To a speech no one will hear
No one comes near

Look at him sweating, porn on his screen
In the night when there's nobody there
What does he care?

etc carlton palmer is much better at this

Brilliant.

gucci mugabe wrote:

Keith Vaz writing the words
To a speech no one will hear
No one comes near

Look at him sweating, porn on his screen
In the night when there's nobody there
What does he care?

Excellent!

boom!