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Just had this email - Can some one please tell me if i've won $3million or $4.5million - i can't make my mind up, either way the local offernage is gonna be well pleased!

"MY HEART CHOOSE TO BLESS YOU.

Dear friend

i am Mrs Angela Mayer and i have been surfering from ovarian cancer disease and the doctor says that i have just two days to leave.I am from (limerick) Ireland but base in Africa Burkina Faso since eight years ago as a business woman dealing with gold exportation.
Now that i am about to end the race like this,

without any family members and no child.I have 3 Million US DOLLARS in Africa Development Bank(ADB)Burkina Faso which i instructed the bank to give St Andrews Missionary Home in Burkina Faso.

But my mind is not at rest because i am writting this letter now through the help of my computer beside my sick bed. I also have 4.5Million US Dollars at Ecobank here in Burkina Faso and i instructed the bank to transfer the money to the first foreigner that will apply to the bank after i have gone that they should release the fund to him/her,

but you will assure me that you will take 50% of the money and give 50% to the offernage home in your country for my heart to rest.You ar to contact the bank through this email adress

ecobank_bf@voila.fr
Yours true friend,
Madam Angela Mayer. "


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Reinventing the Wheel

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Well, she spells like an Irish person, it must be true. I'd email and ask for her hand in marriage. Then you can get the whole lot!

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teets

teets

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I think you've won 2.25 million but this definitely sounds like a yardie scam. You should check with pineapsters very own "Yardie in Waiting" mr Power Ups!.

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teets

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What kind of irish woman would call hersen "Madam Angela Mayer" anyway, and say "yours true friend". Definite Monkey Shine

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But the doctor says she only has two days to leave.
Even I can't get divorced and remarried in 2 days!

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2.25 million, yay. and the offernage get the same.

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teets

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I'm wondering about her email address... I'm suspecting Hatian involvement, our very own Jerry Seinfeld of Hardcore will be able to confirm this

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Power Ups!

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this is not Western Approved (tm) yardie activity - which would be far more likely to involve a vicious lead pipe beating outside Bluepoint Burgers, and the "teefing" of everything upon you person, leaving you spattered in chocolate flavoured Nourishment (c).

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