Alex Horne - Seven Years In The Bathroom - 5 Feb 7:30pm at Firebug Bar

This is an ambitious and unprecedented comedy show; I'm going to recreate your entire life in one hour. That's right, I'll do everything you'll ever do but in sixty minutes. So in an average lifetime you'll spend two years shopping, two weeks kissing and eighteen months looking for lost things. You'll also spend quite a while eating, queuing, crying and googling yourself. I'm going to squeeze all those things into one show and it'll be tremendous. And very funny. So come and laugh at your life. Beautifully structured, endearingly honest... joyous The Scotsman.